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if any of y'all wanna admit your undying love to me….

noxson:

panplantgirl:

try thinking of your body as separate, give it a name, make it a person in your mind. take care of this person like you would a small child. my body is sweet, and she deserves the world

That’s what I would call multiple personality disorder. Especially if you love your body-self and hate your mind-self. It might work for the rest of y'all, but if I do that there will be problems

i didn’t know that, thanks!!!! always better to know :)

elidexlorcan: “ sugarbabytemptress: “ nikkipotnick420: “ charliehadalittlewolf: “ tuhhveit: “ elsiesmarina: “ themightyquinn666: “ sorry everyone ” Excuse me. • One of the first women to start her own independent production company. • Earned her way...

elidexlorcan:

sugarbabytemptress:

nikkipotnick420:

charliehadalittlewolf:

tuhhveit:

elsiesmarina:

themightyquinn666:

sorry everyone

Excuse me.

  • One of the first women to start her own independent production company.
  • Earned her way to stardom without sleeping with executives for roles.
  • Refused to date people for publicity just because 20th Century Fox wanted her to.
  • Left 20th Century Fox because she refused to let them get away with treating her badly and paying her a tiny wage, just because of her “dumb blonde” image.
  • Was only paid a fraction of her co-star’s wage even though she was the star of the movies and the biggest box office pull, but still went ahead with the movies because she was so passionate about acting.
  • Studied method acting at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, who said that she was one of his best students along with Marlon Brando.
  • Had a personal library of over 500 books and rarely read fiction - she was desperate to learn and educate herself.
  • Was sexually abused as a child but then went on to encourage the sexual liberation of women in the 1950s. 
  • One of the first people to speak openly about sexual abuse.
  • One of the first people to openly support gay rights.
  • Supported many charities such as the Milk Fund, March of Dimes, Arthritis and Rheumatism foundation.
  • Donated her time and money to these charities.
  • Visited orphanages and hospitals on her own time to surprise the people there.
  • Married one of the greatest literary minds of the 20th century
  • Suffered two miscarriages and one ectopic pregnancy and still put on a brave face for her fans.

Sorry, did you say she wasn’t a role model? 

marilyn is my biggest role model so don’t even go there

and let’s not forget this

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at the popular Mocambo, in Hollywood, because of her race. Marilyn, who loved her music and supported civil rights, called the owner of the Mocambo and told him that if he booked Ella immediately, she would take a front table every night. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. After that, Ella never had to play in a small jazz club again.

“She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” - Ella Fitzgerald about Marilyn Monroe

But what does history remember her for?  

This is why I love her.

Marilyn Monroe everyone.

healingsuggestions:

you’re healing, slowly but surely. you will move on from this, there is light in your soul and your heart, you will make it. 

wtfzeus:

wtfzeus:

Hera: We should marry Aphrodite off. She’s too irresistible, she’s going to cause problems.

Zeus: I thought so too. Which is why I gave her to Hephaestus.

Hera: … You think marrying her off to one of the ugliest gods going will keep Aphrodite from shagging everybody? Why?

Zeus: … because then she’ll be married?!?!

Hera:

Hera:

Hera:

Hera: You’re married.

Have I mentioned that I ran this post past my partner, when I first wrote it, to make sure it was funny? 

“Not really” was the response I got.  

Nearly 70,000 notes later…

cntrldaltdelete:

sokumotanaka:

Me as a protagonist.

A classic.

maka-the-bug: “uvu ”

maka-the-bug:

uvu

benepla please let me out

wonderful-disney-recpies:

benepla:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

sorry i have a boyfriend

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

Me:
*makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together:
YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me:
*makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on:
....acknowledged

(Source: ithelpstodream)

(Source: maybethistimemegz)

subterranean-junk: “ sutexii: “ “We’re family.” i’m dying u guys i love this game & these proud moon-god parents to bits!!! ” Proud mothers~ ”

subterranean-junk:

sutexii:

“We’re family.”

i’m dying u guys i love this game & these proud moon-god parents to bits!!!

Proud mothers~

(Source: relatablepicsofreigen)

halfsollux:

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

(Source: beastygimmick)

☂